1. "It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography.
What's your excuse ?"
"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down !"
2. Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !
3. Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?
Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up
4. Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
5. Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time remember where you put things !
Sunday, June 20, 2010
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